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[20 Feb 2009|10:20am] Hm.. what to write. Well i'm currently sitting at a hostel in Portugal called the Rising Cock, enjoying the free internet, while someone is making me breakfast. yesterday we had to get up early, drag our stuff to the closest metro station and be squashed. so right ow things are looking good. post comment

[08 Dec 2008|12:45pm] Walt Disney was afraid of mice. post comment

[08 Dec 2008|12:44pm] All U.S. presidents have worn glasses, some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public. post comment

[08 Dec 2008|12:43pm] Marilyn Munroe had six toes. post comment

Ocean Pearl - 54-40 [28 Nov 2008|12:21pm] Play a little kiss and tell with poison pills. Bitten in the valley of thirst the body kills. I got an ocean pearl. I see an open world. O....cean Pearl You just have to whisper promising the moon, And if she dares to dream make it true. I got an ocean pearl. I see and open word. O.....cean Pearl It's what I wanted, Cause I'm only going to do this once, Going to wash me in the water Put the "vive' back in "la difference" yeah I got an ocean pearl. And I'd die without my O....cean Pearl I got an ocean pearl. I got an ocean pearl. I got an ocean pearl. I got an ocean pearl. I got an ocean pearl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkh4qdxLFH0 post comment

[28 Nov 2008|12:20pm] Aldolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion, but was talked out it by her doctor. post comment

[28 Nov 2008|12:19pm] Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually that all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. post comment

[28 Nov 2008|12:18pm] At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. - PLATO post comment

[22 Nov 2008|12:17pm] Barbie's full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts. post comment

[22 Nov 2008|12:17pm] The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. post comment

[22 Nov 2008|12:15pm] Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always. - Albert Schweitzer post comment

[17 Oct 2008|12:44pm] Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. post comment

[17 Oct 2008|12:43pm] The plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. post comment

[17 Oct 2008|12:40pm] Apples, not caffeine, are more efficent at waking you up in the morning. post comment

[15 Oct 2008|07:24pm] This is more than a haircut That I'm wearing on my head Thought I'd die it red, But got it cut instead. And maybe I could send you, My long brown locks. Cause you were always after something baby Something I'm not. Chorus: I'm darker underneath I'm darker by far. I'm as dark as hell, You know who you are. My eyes, I always, Wished they were green. My skin is so damn brown, But the sun it don't see. And fingernails I could've stuck them on The hair on my lip, I should have waxed it off. I know my lips could do with A little more pout. The mole on my chin, I could do without. And my cheekbones, They never sat very high. I could get some bone put in, You could take it from my thigh. Chorus Now when I make love, I make love to myself. I got an old disease And it's good for my health. I got my hands down my pants, Down my Calvin Kleins. I don't need you no more baby I can come everytime. Chorus Baby don't ever show your face again To me or any of my friends. Cause I'm glad I found out What your all about, When I finally fell down, Off my cloud. When you ran away, You broke my heart. You kept my Kerouac books And that old guitar. And I am darker underneath, I'm darker by far I'm as dark as all hell, You know what you are I don't need to tell you, You know what you are I don't need to tell you, You know what you are I don't need to tell you - I don't need to tell you, no You know what you are This is more than a haircut, I'm wearing on my head I thought I'd dye it red, But got it cut instead. post comment

[15 Oct 2008|07:12pm] Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. post comment

[15 Oct 2008|07:10pm] American Airlines saved $40 000 dollars in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first class. post comment

[15 Oct 2008|07:09pm] A Boeing 747'a wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. post comment

Untitled [13 Oct 2008|07:03pm] I looked upon the face of a boy Who's saddened eyes showed no joy Longing for a droplet of hope To fall from the sky Ever looking into the distance Where none could follow There was grieving and sorrow But once upon a time When the roses still bloomed There was a happiness That could not be consumed Time went by But there was none to tell When the hope Left the well The boy just stands there WIth tears that will never fall Looking into the distance With no hope at all post comment

[13 Oct 2008|07:02pm] The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. post comment

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